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.......... HELLO FOLKS THIS IS ALFATECH OF PHOENIX  ..... CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO
IS .... ALFATECH FOR THE CODING AND THE GRAFIX ...  EAGLES FOR THIS NICE FONT
... MUZAK FROM THE GAME HARD'N'HEAVY' AND IT WOZ MADE BY THE SOUNDFACTORY ...
USE F1-F8 FOR DIFFRENT  MUZAK ... RIGHT ..    PRESS HELP FOR DIFFRENT SINUS  I
JUST COME HOME FROM THE HOT COUNTRY  YUGOSLAVIA .(NICE GIRL I MET ) ..
.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- ............... ......    WHAT A LAME DEMO ....  
CP-TEPEZ ER COOOOOOL YEAH!     SOON I (ALFATECH) AND RECTOR (HE IS SITTING
BESIDES ME)  ARE GOING PHONE FROM A SECRET PLACE (HEHOHOIHGEHEHEHEHEHHAZHAHA)
HERE COMES RECTOR THE BEST (INTE) ...THIS IS RECTOR OF PHOENIX........YEAH I CAN
HEAR U SCREAM....WE ARE GOING TO CALL FREE TONIGHT...WE SHALL CALL MY COOL
FRIENDS IN BLACK MONKS...TFC AND HAWK STAY COOL DUDES..IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
!!!HEHE...5 MINUTES AGO !!!HAAHEEE...AND U ARE COOL.............I AM SO HORNY ON
SWEDISH GIRLS COZ THEY ARE SO GOOD TO FUCK...BUT THE BEST TO FUCK IS ...DMX..OF
PHOENIX...HEHEHEHE !!!....DMX STAY COOL DUDE !!!WE WILL CALL U UP IN 2 HOURS
!!!GAAAARGH........MESSAGE TO ALL LAMERS.....LAMERS REALLY PISS ME OFF !!!....DO
U KNOW WHY I VIRE TEJP AROUND MY RAT ???..........COZ HE WONT EXPLODE WHEN I AM
FUCKING HIM ....HEHEHE....ARGH......ENOUGH WITH SHIT CRAP !!!ARGH.ARGH..JAG SLOG
KUKEN I BORDET..OCH DET VAR INTE SKONT...DET VILL JAG LOVA DIG...CP.CP.CP.CP JAG
FAR CP-RYCK I MIN GRUNKA...MIN GRUNKA AR MITT MODEM........ALL U OUT THERE WITCH
WANNA GIVE ME A 56200 MODEM PLEASE SEND IT FAST....AND I WILL GIVE U 10
SWEDISHCROWNS.......GREETYZ TO MY PHONE.....HEY MAN..LETS START THE REAL
BULLSHIT...OIREHFKSFDHUVH,JFDHGCFKJFEHGKHREGKHTFKJGHUTRKHGKJTRGUFVRV,,,THAT IS
WHAT I MEAN WITH REAL BULLSHIT...HAVE I RIGHT ????????....JAG KNULLAR FLASKAN
FORTARE OCH FORTARE I OPPNINGEN......DET FAR MIG ATT INSE HUR SKONT DET ER ATT
KNULLA EN KATT....ANIMAL SEX IS NICE ???OR WHAT ???OR IS IT FIST-FUCKING NOW
???....OK.LETS SKIPP FIST-FUCKING AND ANIMAL-SEX...COZ I ONLY LIKE TO FUCK REAL
GIRLS......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...ALFATECH ER EN PROFISIONELL
RULLGARDINS UPPDRAGARE..........HERE HE COMES ...ALFATECH THE
LAME...(RIGHT)............ DO YOU KNOW WHAT SKY (HE THINK HE IS FAMOUS ON THE
AMIGA .. BECAUSE HE HAVE HAD HIS AMIGA FOR ABOUT 1 WEEK ) IS (FISTFUCKER ....
AND WE CALL HIM THE EXPLODING FFFFIIISSTTT )  ..... RECTOR IS SITTING AND EATING
CHE(EZ) DOODLES AND DRINKS SOME 43 PERCENT STRONG WATER (VODKA)  ... YEEP WE ARE
SOME ALCOHOL DRINKERS ........   EVERY NIGHT ABOUT 1 LITRE OF VODKA  KOSKENKORVA
(GRENDEL DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT ..... HEHAHIHO)  RECTOR IS LAME FUCK THE SAME .....
SURT SA REVEN OCH SKET SIG I NEVEN    HEHAHOHI ... HERE COMES RECTOR THE SECTOR
CONFECTOR...YES I AM SURE HERE..AND ALFATECH IS A
LAMEHEAD....HARF.HARF......POLKAN GAR PA SNOPPVALLEN.....NOW OVER TO A TRUE
STORY......IN THIS TOWN IT IS A LAMER WITCH IS CALLED ARAGORN.............AND HE
IS A REAL LAMEHEAD TO A FIGSTAMPER......................AND HE SAID LIKE THIS: I
AM SO BEST SO I CAN PISS ON MY MUMMY...AND HE IS A REAL FISHFUCKER...IS IT
SOMEONE WITCH IS READING THIS CRAP...???OK,ANYWAY HE IS LAME AND CAN EAT SHIT
AND DIE....NOW OVER TO THE TRUE STORY...HE WAS OUT IN HIS NEW CAR..AN SAAB...OK
AND HE WAS ROOLING DOWN THE STREET COZ HIS MOTHER HAD FORBIDDEN HIM TO DRIVE
FASTER THEN 20 KM/H.....OK AND HE WAS ROLLING AND ROLLING AND ROLLING AND
ROLLING AND ROLLING DOWN THE STREET AND THEN HIS MOTHER SHOWED UP !!!AND SAID TO
HIM ARAGORN COME HOME AND EAT........HE.HE THAT ONE WAS REALLY GREAT.......I AM
SO GOOD TO TELL STORYS....LAMERS ARE GOOD EAT EM FOR BREAKFAST.........PHOENIX
CODING IS OUR BUSINESS.........HEJ HOPP REVEN HAR FATT SKOSKAV.....THIS IS
RECTOR WRITING AS U NUW NOW I HOPE...............ARNES TEXTFIKONTRAMPARPAJ DEN
ER GOD.....DET SKALL GUDARNA VETA..NOW A MESSAGE TO ZELNIK OF NORTHSTAR
!!!.........PLEASE STOP TO CALL ME AT 04:00 AT THE NIGHT AND START TO ASK ME IF
I AM SLEEPING...U ARE FUNNY WITH THAT JOKE........MEN MIN MORSA KOMMER ATT RYCKA
DIG I LILLTAN OM DU INTE SLUTAR UPP MED DE DER DUMMHETERNA...JUST JOKING
DUDE......CALL ME ANY TIME ANY DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!COOL GUYS CAN CALL ME 24 HOURS
A DAY !!!...WHO FUCKING CARES..IF WE DONT COUNT MY MUMMY....HARF.HARF....MY
MUMMY IS REALLY COOL AND MY BROTHER 2 !!!!!!!!!!SPECIAL GREETYZ TO MY MUMMY AND
MY BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ZELNIK TA OCH RING LITE HETALINJEN HER IDAG...ALL U
WHO WANNA CALL ME THEN CALL:+46-(0)36-166359....AND ASK FOR FRED......OK COOL
GUYS THE CLOCK IS NOW 03:06 IN THE FUCKING DARK NIGHT...VI HAR FATT EN KUSE I
RUMMET !!!EN SADAN DER BOGJEVEL MED LANGABEN NI VET !!!SOM MAN KAN SLITA AV
DEM...DET ER ROLIGT !!!HA.HA.HA.......KRAKAN SATT PA EN TALLE-GREN OCH SPRETADE
MED SINA CP-BEN........ALFIEBOY IS LAYING IN MY BED AND READING THE
COMIC...ARKEN...THAT ONE IS REALLY COOL..ESPECIALLY ...KUSEN FRED...GURKORNA TAR
TOMATER OCH ATER !!!DA BLIR DET...GRUNKOMAT...HE.HE.HE..HAHIHO....ZELNIK ARE U
READING THIS CRAP...???OK I KNOW THAT U ARE READING THIS SHITY BAJSKORVS
SCROLLERN....IQ-BADOLLON...HELLO ALLA OLLONSKRYNKLARE !!!.....................OK
NOW WILL I STOP TO WRITE EVERYTHING IN SWEDISH.....TROR JAG...KANSKE OM ETT TAG
NER MIN KUK ER STOR NOG...HAR NI ATIT EN GURKA MED SMOR OCH LINGON SYLT PA
???DET ER DAAAAAAAJJJJJLLLLIIIIGGGGTTTTT...............OK,NOW LETS STOP WITH
SWEDISH COZ EVERYONE ARE ANGRY NOW....ALFATECH IS LAYING IN...MY...BED AND
ZNARKING.......!!!THATS NOT GOOD AT ALL SO I HAVE TO KICK HIM AGAIN...PLEASE
WAIT 2 SEC...WHEN I KICKED OM HIM HE SAID TO ME LIKE THIS....JAAA..IT MEANS
YES....IQ-BAJSKORVS ALFATECH...(INTE)................I LIKE DOTS SO WHY ISNT
THIS A DOTS DEMO
???.........................................................................THAT
ONE WASNT FUNNY !!!WE HAVE BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE AND CHECKED SOME CABLES BUT
EVERYTHING WENT TO HEVEN AS USUALLY....!!!BROMSSPAR PA SNIGEL GATAN 5......IS
THIS A LONG SCROLLER ???FUCK..PLEASE WAIT I MUST SMASH KUSEN....OH SHIT HE TRIED
TO HIT ME....PLEASE WAIT I SHALL TRY TO SMASH HIM WITH AN PEN.........I THROWED
THE PEN ON THE BASTERD BUT HE SURVIVED..IS HE AN COMMANDO SOLDIER ???THAT IS THE
QUESTION !!!ISNT IT ???U ALL NUW THAT.DONT U !!!...SOON SHALL I CALL AN 64.ER
BBS HERE IN JONKOPING IT IS REALLY COOL TO FUCK WITH THE 64 USERS...I DONT MEAN
TO FUCK THEM IN THEIR BROWNEYES...BUT TO MAKE A MESS FOR THEM.....AS SAYING
NASTY WORDS TO THEM LIKE.....64.ER SUCKS.....THEY ALLWAYS ARE GOING MAD....AND
THERE IS ALLSO SOME LAMER USERS ON THE BBS SO I CAN WRITE NASTY LETTERS TO THEM
IN THE SUBBOARDS......THE BBS IS VERY SMALL YET...IF U WANT TO MAKE A MESS WITH
64.ER USERS THEN CALL IT ON...+46-36-129385......ALFATECH IS NOW
SLEEPING....THATS BAD...AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO SO I AM SITTING AND
WRITING BULLSHIT ON MY COMPUTER IN SEKA.....FOR THIS COOL DEMO...WHAT DO U LIKE
THE DEMO ???ISNT IT COOL ???I THINK THAT IT IS ONE OF THE BEST DEMOS ALFATECH
HAS DUN ON THE AMIGA....HE IS ALLSO ON THE 64ER...64ER IS A REALLY NICE
COMUTER(SOMETIMES...)BUT THE MUSIX IS COOL ON IT !!!AND OFCOURSE...........ATARI
SUCKS...FUCK NOW IS HERE 2 KUSAR...IT IS DANGEROUS TO BE IN THIS FUCKING COOL
ROOM...I BETTER CLOSE THE WINDOW SO IT WONT COME ANYMORE OF THOSE ANIMALS...THEY
ARE LOOKING LIKE MOSKITOS BUT BIGGGER...THOSE BASTERDS...I MUST SMASH THEN SOON
COZ I DONT LIKE THEM.....MAYBE I CAN TRY TO SHOOT ON THEM WITH MY
WATERPISTOL....HE.HE.HE.HE...OR SHALL I SMASH THEM WITH AN DISKBOX ???WITCH IS
THE BEST WAYS TO KILL...KUSAR...????LETS JUST SMASH EM WITH MY FOOT.....I MUST
DRING SOMETHING NOW !!!AHHHHAHH THAT TASTED BETTER THEN ROSTED ANT......DO U
KNOW THAT ALFATECH IS AN GIGA-ANT ???I CAN TELL U THAT !!!THATS REALLY
TRUE...ASK HIM WHEN HE IS SLEEPING AND HE SAYS...FUCK YOU LAMER..FUCK IT
...........I AM SO FUCKING BORED NOW SO I DONT NUW WHAT 2 WRITE ABOUT.....I CAN
TELL U A LITTLE STORY.....???NONONONO I CAN HEAR U SAY AND THEN WE SKIPP THAT
ONE....SHIT THIS IS REALLY BORING NOW..COZ I HAVE BEEN WRITING FOR 30 MINUTES
NOW....IS IT ANYONE WITCH IS READING THIS SCROLLTEXT NOW ???OR IS IT JUST
...ZELNIK OF NORTHSTAR AND DMX OF PHOENIX WITCH IS READING THIS CRAP......WATCH
OUT FOR OUR MEGADMO 2...IT WILL BEAT EVERYTHING THEY SAID TO ME...AND I HOPE
THAT IT WILL BE GOOD.......I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW LONG TIME IT TOOK FOR TRISTAR
TO WRITE THE WORLDS LONGEST SCROLLTEXT...MAYBE THERE IS SOMEONE WITCH HAVE
BEATED THE RECORD OR WHAT ???WHAT ARE U WRITING ABOUT ???NOW LETS GET SOME
ACTION !!!THIS WAS THE END OF FUCKING BORNIG SCROLLTEXT.........NOW HERE COMES A
REAL ACTION STORY...MADE BY...RECTOR OF PHOENIX...(C) 1989 RECTOR OF
PHOENIX.....OK IT WAS A GUY WITCH WAS CALLED ARAGORN AND HE WAS OUT WITH HIS NEW
FUCKING WIERD BIKE....IT WAS GREEN AND RED...!!!REMEMBER THAT...OK AND HE BIKED
FAST AS HELL DOWN THE STREET THEN AN ALIEN SHOWED UP IN THE STREET AND
SCREAMED...FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER..AND ARAGORN FREEZED...HE DIDNT MOVED BEFORE THE
PING ALIEN WENT FORWARD HIM AND SAID TO HIM LIKE THIS...GO OFF YOUR BLOODY LAME
BIKE...AND ARAGORN JUST WENT OFF THE GREEN AND RED BIKE AND GAVE IT TO THE
ALIEN...AND THEN THE ALIEN SAID TO ARAGORN...U SHALL STAY HERE UNTILL I AM BACK
IN ABOUT 100000 YEARS....AND ARAGORN DIDNT MOVED HIS ARSE ON 100000 YEARS FROM
THAT FUCKING PLACE..EVERY DAY HIS MUMMY AND DAD WENT OUT TO HIM WITH SOME FOOD
TO HIM...BUT THE ALIEN NEVER SHOWED UP WHEN THE TIME HAD GONE OUT..U KNOW THOSE
100000 YEARS...SO ARAGORN IS ON THE SAME PLACE TODAY AND HE HASNT MOVED HIS ARSE
2 CM....SO U CAN GO AND LOOK AT HIM....HE IS ON THE TOP OF AN
COWSHIT-MOUNTAIN..HERE IN THIS TOWN WITCH IS CALLED JONKOPING..........END OF
STORY.........THAT ONE WAS AN REALLY ACTION ONE WASNT IT ???...MC DONALDS IS
BEST FUCK THE REST....SUPERFUCKINGS TO ARAGORN...ARAGORN IS OUR BIGGEST LAMER IN
THIS TOWN....OR SHALL I SAY CITY.......U KNOW IF I WILL MEET THAT BLOODY GAY
ONCE MORE THEN I WILL SAY TO HIM LIKE THIS...LAMERS REALLY PISS ME OFF...OK NOW
HAVE I WRITTEN 99 LINES IN SEKA AND I SHALL ALLSO WRITE TO THE LAST LINE WITCH
IS FOR ME..(MAYBE....)100..SO C U L8R COOL DUDES AND C U IN A NEW
INTRO.DEMO.MEGADEMO.MAG..OR SOME WHERE ELSE...........I AM NOW ON THE 102 LINE
SO LETS STOP WITH THIS KNOW.........RECTOR AND ALFATECH IS SIGNING OFF FOR THE
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.....FIKONEN HARE BAJ I KALSONGEN...SUR ARNES KUK STAR..............            
                                                                           THIS
IS ALFATECH AND RECTOR OF PHOENIX SIGNING OFF FOR THE LAST TIME IN THIS COOL
DEMO...C U L8R
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HEJ HOPP REVEN HAR EN SNOPP !!!..................................
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