. . . . . . . . . . . .WELL WELL WELL... WELCOME TO .ANOTHER LAME DEMO FROM
*CAVE* WHAT THIS TIME? BOBS? SINUS SCROLL? LINES? .COPPERBARS? NOOO... JUST
SOME F...ING SLOW VECTORS... z YEAAAAH! .OK,SUM CREDITS AS USUAL...
MUSIC: DR.AWESOME OF CRUSADERS GFX: FLYER,FIX .AND LANCER OBJECTS AND
GIGAHELP.: LANCER (THANX PAL) PROGRAMMING: MR.SPIV (OF NAKKILAN VPK) .IF
YOU WANT TO CONTACT CAVE FOR ANY REASON THEN WRITE TO CAVE HQ: a.PL 176
11101 RIIHIMAKI FINLAND OR WRITE TO CAVE DK:. CAVE POSTE
RESTANTE 7014 ERRITS0 DK-DENMARK. cYEP! THAT WAS ABOUT ADDRESSES. BY
THE WAY THIS IS MR.SPIV HERE. .WHAT DO YOU LIKE THIS DEMO. NOT VERY GOOD BUT
AVERAGE,I THINK. WELL NOW .SOME HELLOS: HI ARNOLD THANKS FOR THOSE 2
MULTIPLES... HI TAIPAN WHAT A .SCROLLTEXT!... HI STARNGER COOOOOOOOL LETTERS...
HI CAVE DENMARK AND .NORWAY... HI MIC DAIR HAVE A PANCAKE (HE HEE)... HI HOT
STILL NO POST?... .HI EKU SORRY I FORGOT TO THANK YOU IN LAST DEMO BUT NOW I
REMEMBERED TO DO .IT... OK HOPE I SEE ALL MY FRIENDS SOON! NOW SOME TECHNICAL
.INFORMATION. ALL OBJECTS ARE DRAWN INTO 3 PLANES AND IN 1 FRAME. .SCREEN IS A
BIT SMALL BUT HOPEFULLY IT DOES NOT MATTER. MUSIC IS MADE WITH .NOISETRACKER (MY
OWN REPLAYER). I USED SEKA V3.2, DEVPAC 2. AND KEFRENS IFFCONVERTER DURING
CODING. .THIS DEMO TOOK AGES TO CODE. I DID NOT HAVE ANY BIG PROBLEMS BUT MAINLY
.BECAUSE OF THE SCHOOL AND LAZYNESS... HEY! IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME .(MR.SPIV)
THEN WRITE TO:b JOUNI KORHONEN, HIIHTOMAJANTIE, 11120 RIIHIMAKI, .FINLAND c
RIGHT, NOW IT'S TIME TO STOP. SPIV SIGNING .OFF... .CAVE SENDS
SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: .STINGER * d.ACCESS * ALCATRAZ * ALIVE * ARCANE *
AVALANCHE * AXEPT * BRAINSTORM * .DARKNESS * DEADZONE * DEFJAM * DUAL CREW *
FRAXION * .GATE * HUMANOIDS * HYPNOSIS * KEFRENS * M.A.D * MAGIC ARTS *
.MAGNETIC FIELDS * ORACLE * PARANOIMIA * PERFECTS * .QUARTEX * RED SECTOR *
SCOOPEX * SILENTS * SPECTRAL * .SPREADPOINT * SUBWAY * SUPREME * TARKUS TEAM *
THE MAGIC ARTS * TOP SWAP * .TRIANGLE 3532 * VISION FACTORY. NORMAL
GREETINGS:g .ABYSS * ACIDFORCE * ACME * ALPHA FLIGHT * AMAZE * ANIMATE *
AOFCF * ARCADIA * .ATOMIX * AVENGER * AVOID * BEAST INC. * BEYOND LOGIC *
BLASTERS * BLOODSUCKERS * .BOUNTY * BROWBEAT * BYTERAPERS * CABE * CADCAM *
CARTEL * CELTIC * CLASSIC * .CLONES * COAST * CPS * CRANE * CRIME * CRUSADERS *
CRYPTOBURNERS * CULT * .CYTAX * D.MOB * DANISH DRAGONS * DESASTER AREA * DIGITAL
JUSTICE * .DIGITECH * DREAM VISION * .D-TECH * E AND L * ELECTRIC YOUTH * .E.S.A
* ECSTASY * EMPIRE * END OF CENTURY * .ETERNITY * EUROPE * EVIL DEAD * EXCEL UK
* EXIST * EXODUS * EXTERMINATORS * EXTREME * .FACTOR FOUR * FREE ACCESS *
FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES * .FULCRUM * FULL FORCE * GOONIES * .IMPACT
INC. * IMPULSE * IT * LEVEL FOUR * MAD GODS * .MADNESS * MARCO * MASTER CREW *
MEGASTAR * .MERCENARY * MIND BLASTERS * MIRAGE INT. * MYSTIX * .NEUTRON DANCE *
NEW ORDER * NEW WAVE * NO LIMITS * .NORTH STAR * NOVA INC. * NUKEBUSTERS *
OMICRON * .OZ * PHANTASIE * PHAZE 101 * PLEXUS * .POWERLORDS * PROLOGIC * PUSSY
* REBELS * SAVAGE * SLIPSTREAM * SMASH * .SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN * .SPECTRE * STORM
* STATIC BYTES * SUCCESS * SYSTEM 5 * TAO IND. * TAXON * TEAM-X * .TGWL *
THALYSIS * THE CURE * THE FORCE * THE FUTURE DESIGNS * THE IMAGE MAKERS * .THE
SPECTERS AND JOY DIVISION * TRADE * TSK-CREW * UNTOUCHABLES * .VIRGIN * VISION *
VISION ONE (OF AFL) * .VISUAL ARTS * WARFALCONS * WIZ * WIZZCAT * ZYCLONE
.AND TO ALL WHO WE HAVE FORGOTTEN!! .. cJUPE IS HERE TO BORE YOU. .
SOME MESSAGES WILL FOLLOW... MEGA-THANKS TO. ALL OF MY FRIENDS FOR. ALL!!
ESPECIALLY ARNE / TEAM-X: THANKS FOR BEER!. ANOTHER MESSAGE GOES TO
STINGER: YOU'RE A COOOOL FRIEND!. SEE HOW THEY FLY LIKE LUCY IN THE SKY. SEE HOW
THEY RUN LIKE PIGS. FROM A GUN! I MUST SEND ONE MORE MESSAGE TO COMPLEX. SORRY
BUT. IN FINNISH... h MITA PASKAA TE INTROSSANNE MEISTA PUHUITTE.. ASIA EI
TODELLAKAAN OLLUT NIIN KUIN TE LUULITTE TAI VAITITTE!. MITA KYSEISEEN MEMBERIIN
TULEE... JOIDENKIN PROPPUJEN PALAMINEN. EI JOHTUNUUN NIINKAAN MEMBERIN ITSE
EROAMISESTA VAAN MITEN SE. TAPAHTUI!! ESIMERKIKSI HAN OLI ITSE VIIKKOA PARIA
AIKAISEMMIN. SANONUT ETTEI HÄN VARMASTI MIHINKAAN COMPLEXIIN LIITY.. MYOHEMMIN
KUN HAN OLI JO LIITTYNYT,MEMBERI EI EDES KERTONUT. SITA MUILLE. LISAKSI CAVELLE
PITI TULLA UUSI DEMO JA JOTA SITTEN VIIME. HETKESSA EI TULLUTKAAN. . MEMBERIN
TAKAISINLIITTYMINEN. TAPAHTUI SITTEN HANEN OMASTA PYYNNOSTA EIKA MITENKAAN.
PAKOTTAMALLA KUTEN VAITITTE. MITEN SE PAKOTTAMALLA. EDES VOISI TAPAHTUA?!!
JOTEN TAA TULI VARMAAN. TEILLEKIN SELVAKSI!! TEITA TAA NAKOJAAN ENITEN OTTAA
PAAHAN.... SORRY KYSEISELLE MEMBERILLE VIELA TAMA, KOSKA ASIA ON JO SOVITTU.
MONEEN KERTAAN. HANELLA OLI MUUTEN MAHDOLLISUUS MUUTTAA TATA...c.(YEP,I READ
THIS.I REALLY HOPE THIS IS OVER NOW! AND LET'S STOP TALKING .ABOUT IT,OK!).
THAT WAS IT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ MORE BORING MESSAGES. . BUT... .
I'M SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE AND WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME.. GOO GOO G' JOOB G'
GOO GOO G' JOOB. BABY YOU'RE A RICH MAN!. YELLOW MATTER CUSTARD DRIPPING FROM A
DEAD DOG'S EYE.. BUT YOU TALK ABOUT DESTRUCTION. . I THINK EKU CONTINUES.
THIS SCROLL WITH HIS ASCII FILES. EKU, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIED. BECAUSE OF YOUR
SCROLLS... AAARGH.. I SAID HELLO AND YOU SAID GOODBYE. .. HELLO AND
GREETINGS TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE... THIS IS THE EKU WRITING. SOME SERIOUS
WORDS. I CALLED MY BOSS AND ASKED CAN I WRITE SOMETHING. , AND YOU KNOW WHAT ?
HE SAID YES,YOU CAN WRITE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!. WELL,I LOVE YOU , MY BOSS ! I
KNEEL BEFORE YOUR SHINE. OR MAYBE NOT.... BUT YOU ARE NOT OUT THERE READING
THIS SCROLLER TO SEE MY PRAISES TO OUR. BIG AND BEAUTIFUL (NO,NOT THAT YOU
PERVERTS!) BOSS. YOU ARE WAITING FOR. MY USUAL ENCHANTING STORIES AND OPINIONS
OF THE SCENE. WELL,YOU ARE NOT. GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED. BUT IN ONE THING YOU
WILL , I WILL NOT GIVE. MY ADDRESS. PLEASE ASK IT FROM OUR HQ. WELL,FIRST (AS
ALWAYS) I WILL . WRITE OF THE SCENE. THE SCENE IS TRULY MISGUIDED ! WHEN AT THE
BEGINNING. WHEN THERE WHERE ONLY FEW GROUPS AROUND THE GLOBE EVERYTHING WAS
FUN.. THERE WAS FRIENDSHIP !! BUT NOW IT SEEMS YOU CAN NOT EVEN TRADE THROUGH.
MAIL. MY TALKING WITH SOME GUYS HAS EXPOSED THE FACT OF THE DYING .
MAILTRADING. EVERYBODY IS BEGINNING TO BUY MODEMS ! WHY IN THE HELL YOU. ARE
DOING IT ? IT MAKES NO SENSE !!! IN MODEMTRADING ARE NO DEALINGS WITH. FRIENDS.
THE ONLY REASON IS GETTING HOT STUFF FAST. BUT NO ONE STOPS TO . THINK THE
ORIGINAL IDEA OF COMPUTERS : TO GET FRIENDS AND MAYBE SOME NEW. STUFF. WELL,I
CAN NOT EXPRESS MY FEELINGS HERE,BUT YOU CAN CALL ME AND. TALK ABOUT THE
TENDENCY OF SCENE. MY NUMBER IS ... THREE FIVE EIGHT THREE. NINE THREE SEVEN
ZERO EIGHT FOUR SIX... YES,ASK FOR EKU OR VESA ....... NEXT THING ON MY
SCHEDULE IS MY PERSONAL GREETINGS AND WHERE ARE YOUUU. MESSAGES ... GREETS ARE
GOING TO ALL MY CONTACTS. WHERE ARE YOU'S ARE. FLYING TO : WILLOW OF DIGITECH ,
KEFRENS , BOUNTY AND CULT... BUT YOU. DON'T HAVE TO WRITE TO ME. I KNOW YOU...
NEXT THING IS A LITTLE PIECE. OF STORY. YES, NOT A REAL STORY,BUT IT SURE HELPS
TO READ IT . THIS WAY. IT STARTS . ONCE UPON THE TIME WERE A TEAM CALLED LAMER
CREW. THEY HAD. A MEMBER WHO TOOK HIS NAME FROM HIS FAVOURITE HORROR AND GORE
FILM. RETURN OF THE JEDI . HE THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY COOL WITH THAT NAME. THEN.
HE STARTED TO GET NEW CONNECTIONS BY WRITING LETTERS . HIS BOSS WAS VERY. PROUD
OF HIM BUT THE REASON WAS THAT HE LIED ALL HIS CONTACTS. ACTUALLY HE. HAD NO
CONTACTS EXCEPT COUPLE OF HIS NEIGHBOURS. HE HAD FUCKED UP HIS LIFE. AND LIVED
IN MISERY BECAUSE NO ONE LOVED HIM. HE WAS SO UGLY THAT EVEN. OUR MEMBER 'HOT'
WOULD LOOK LIKE ARNOLD SCHWAR..SCHRAW...SCHWARZENGG......SCHWARZENEGGER BESIDES
HIM. HE COULDN'T SATISFY HIMSELF BY PULLING HIS . YOU-KNOW-WHAT BECAUSE HE HAD
SO CALLED 'NEVERSTAND' COMPLEX (NOT YOU. COMPLEX) ... SO THE ONLY THING HE
ENJOYED WAS LYING.. THEN HE SPREAD LIES. AND TALKED BULLSHIT ABOUT OTHERS. NOW
HE IS FACING THE FINAL JUDGEMENT. OF THE ROUGH LAW OF TRADING. THE OTHER GUYS'
HAD A CERTAIN PRIDE OF. NOT DOING THINGS LIKE IT ,AND HE TOLD THAT THE GUYS HAD
DONE IT ANYWAY.. OK,YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF MY WRITINGS,AND THAT'S
GOOD. NOW. I HAVE A PROBLEM . ARTIFICIAL RESPIRATION IS THE SOLUTION TO MY
PROBLEMS. THAT HAUNT ME IN MY DREAM. I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY WHAT KIND OF GUY I
AM.. NOW IT IS COMING OUT. MY HAIR COLOUR IS BLACK. EYES ARE GREY. LENGHT IS.
ACCORDING TO THE FACTS 186. SHOENUMBER IS 45. WEIGHT IS 50. AGE IS 17.. I DO
NOT SMOKE,DRINK(NOT,HEHEH),I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND AND NOT GOING TO. HAVE ONE. BUT
NOBODY PROBABLY EVEN WOULD TAKE ME. MY FAMILY CONSISTS OF. PARENTS (MOTHER AND
MY FATHER) AND MY UGLY BIGBROTHER TIMO. I SHOULD BE. PROUD OF HIM. HE STUDIES
TO BE ENGINEER. FUCK HIM!!! I HATE THAT LITTLE. SCHOOLCRAZY. AND HE IS CLEVERER
THAN ME. IN MATHEMATICS MY ONLY WAY TO. SUCCESS IS HAVE A LESSON WITH HIM .
TODAY HE TAUGHT TO ME ABOUT VECTORS.. (MR.SPIV LIKES VECTORS,SPECIALLY FILLED
ONES....) NOW TO THE END COMES. MY OPINION OF MY BOSS. HIS HAIR COLOUR IS
BLACK. EYES ARE BLUE. LENGHT. IS 175. SHOENUMBER 43. WEIGHT 67. AGE IS 17 OR
18. DRINKS LIKE CRAZY AND. (HOT BUYS BEER! SO-SO HOT , DOES YOUR PARENTS
KNOW??) AND SMOKES FOUR. PACKETS PER DAY. NOW IT IS TIME TO STOP THIS BORING
WRITING,I CAN HEAR. THE CALL OF VECTORS FROM MY ROOM. REMEMBER TO BE CAREFUL
OUT THERE,GUYS.. (STAY OUT OF TROUBLE AND NEVER TELL ADDRESSES TO POLICE).....
THIS IS. YOUR FAVOURITE WRITER EKU SIGNING OUT ... GOOD BYE! GOOD BYE! THANKS
FOR. READING MY SCROLL. (SPECIAL THANKS TO SKUM OF EXODUS FOR RANKING US HIGH.
ON ZINE,YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY AND CAR SOON....) ....EKU IS OFF THE.
BOARD,NEXT ONE WILL BE.............. .. YO FREAKS... IT'S ME AGAIN !!!
IT'S EKU (TM) OF CAVE OF. COURSE TO SPOIL YOUR EYES... I AM FEELING SO TIRED AT
THIS. MOMENT. BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE THE NEED TO WRITE SOME MORE. (MAN HAS MANY
NEEDS,I HAVE ALSO BECAUSE I AM A MAN...) THIS. TIME THE SUBJECT OF MY WRITING IS
THE OPPOSITE SEX - A HOMO. SAPIENS FEMININA. (WE ARE HOMO SAPIENS MASCULINA). I
CAN. NOT REMEMBER WHAT TEXT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS,IT WAS. PROBABLY SOME
SEXMAGAZINE I READ SOME WHILE AGO. A WOMAN. BELONGS TO THE MAMMALS,AND IT IS A
STEADY WARM CREATURE.. (36.6 CELCIUS).EXCEPT THEN WHEN IN IT BURNS A FIRE OF.
PASSION OR WHEN IT HAS TEMPETAURE (HI JUPE!).IT HAS SPREAD. ALL OVER THE WORLD
BUT IT IS MOSTLY SEEN IN CLOTHES SHOPS.. WE OF THE MASTER RACE CALL THEM WITH
MANY NAMES,FOR EXAMPLE. AS (IN FINNISH) DORIS,KINKKU,TAVARA,PAKKAUS... I DON'T
KNOW. HOW THE ENGLISH GUYS CALL THEM,WOULD ONE OF YOU WRITE TO ME. AND TELL.
(ADDRESS LATER) BEFORE THIS CREATURE CAN BE. CALLED AS A WOMAN,SHE'S A GIRL OR A
VIRGIN (WHO CARES!!!!). WOMEN CAN BE SHARED TO MANY SOCIALCLASSES,WHICH ARE
LIKE. THIS : EXPERIENCED,UNEXPERIENCED,FREE AND A MACHINE,AND. FROM IT AS A
PRIDE,LADY,WIDOW AND A VERY RARE SPECIE CALLED. NOT-MARRIED-AND-NOT-TOUCHED.
WOMAN HAS QUITE SAME BODY. STRUCTURE AS MAN,EXCEPT THERE ARE SOME DIFFERENCES.
WOMAN. HAS HEAD TO KEEP A HAT ON IT. WOMAN HAS EYES SO HE WOULD. LOOK MEN. UNDER
WOMANS NOSE ARE LIPS. THEY ARE MADE TO BE. KISSED OR TO SPREAD STUPID STORIES TO
OTHER FEMALES. I HAVE. NOTICED THAT UNDER WOMANS NECK ARE TWO LITTLE (OR BIG).
CREATURES. WELL,THEY ARE CALLED AS BRESTS. THEY ARE MEANT. TO THE CHILDREN,BUT
USUALLY MEN USE THEM MORE OFTEN. MY. RESEARCH OF WOMAN IS NOT READY,SO NEXT TIME
I WILL CONTINUE. WITH MORE STORIES OF THIS STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL RACE.. IF OVER
THERE IS ANY OF THESE CREATURES READING THIS,I. WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO TRADE
STUFF (ANYTHING) WITH YOU!!!!. HERE IS MY ADDRESS (IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OR A COOL
TRADER). TO YOU FREAKS AND GIRLS.... EKU OF CAVE V.EKHOLM.
SUNNIEMI 28260 HARJUNPAA. FINLAND............... NOW IT IS TIME
TO STOP. I. APOLOGIZE JUPE FOR WRITING IN MY EARLIER SCROLL SOME LIES. ABOUT
HIM,HE'S THE BEST MAN IN OUR TEAM (YEAHH!). HE IS. ALSO A VERY COOL FRIEND,SO
ALL YOU CODERS JOIN US - YOU'LL. MEET OUR IDOL JUPE AND OUR YOUNGEST MEMBER
STINGERI AND. MANY OTHER COOL GUYS. THE LATEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD IS THAT. WE ARE
RANKED AS NUMBER FIVE IN EUROCHARTS. MAYBE I AM. WRONG,BUT THAT IS REALLY COOL.
SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ROOPE. 'HEINAKENKA' KREULA : YOU ARE REALLY COOL. I HOPE THAT
OUR. LITTLE DEAL COMES TRUE SOON... VERY SOON... NEXT WRITER. WILL BE (UNLESS
IT'S STINGER THEN DON'T READ IT) ....... ..HI ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE, IT IS
STINGER HERE TYPING SOME CRAP FOR ALL .THOSE FEW WHO STILL HAVE INTEREST TO
READ SCROLLTEXTS INSTEAD OF ADMIRING .THIS GREAT PIECE OF ASSEMBLER CODE
PERFORMED BY MR. SPIV ! OK, SINCE .I DON'T HAVE REALLY THAT MUCH TO SAY I'LL
GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS: .STINGER OF CAVE SENDS HAPPY HANDSHAKES TO SOME OF MY
AMIGA-FRIENDS OUT .THERE ! OK, ROLL IT: FIRST SOME JUSSI-STATUES TO ALL
MY COMRADS .(OH, SORRY, I'LL LET OTHER GROUPS PLAY COMMUNISTS, LET'S CORRECT:
.FRIENDS) AND SPECIAL CAVE-AWARDS TO: JUPE . . . HI
MR.ONE-OF-THE-.REASONS-OF-MY-REALLY-HIGH-PHONEBILL ! NICE CALLINGS AND SENDINGS
! .ALSO SOME TO . . EKU . . . HI FRIEND ! NICE SENDINGS AND CRACKS,.THOUGH I
HOPE WE GET A FASTER ORIGINALSUPPLIER SOON ! YOU COULD CALL ME .MORE OFTEN !
THEN SOME TO . . . HOT . . . HI THERE, NICE CALLS ... .DOES YOUR LITTLE SISTER
REALLY HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME, 'COS SHE .REFUSES TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE
AFTER I TOLD HER THE FACT THAT THE .IDEAL TEMPERATURE FOR A MAN'S BALLS IS 35
DEGREES OF CELSIUS ... FUNNY .FUNNY ... AND THEN YOU MR. SPIV . . . DON'T FORGET
TO SEND ME A PICTURE .OF THAT LENIN-STATUE PLACED ON YOUR MONITOR . . . AND
FINALLY GENESIS.. . . HOPE YOU HAD SOME USE TO ALL THE CONTACT ADDRESSES I SENT
YOU !. OK, OTHER HAPPY JUSSI-RECEIVERS ARE : NITRO AND SHREDDER
OF.-BLOOD-SUCKERS . . . HI YA ! I'LL COME OVER SOME WEEKEND AND STAY .OVERNIGHT
SO WE CAN GO AND TEASE THE NEXT JUSSI-TARGET . . . PYTHON OF .BYTERAPERS INC. .
. HEI PYNDE, SOITTELE JA SENDAILE, ME TULLAAN KAYMAAN .JOKU KERTA . . . (YEP,
THAT'S FINNISH FIXED FOR SCROLLTEXT PURPOSES !) .AWCY OF CLONES . . . HEHEHE,
HOPE YOU LIKED OUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR .YOU: THE BARBARA ... HOPE YOU LAY OFTEN
SOME SHOTS IN HER SENSITIVE,.AIR-FILLED BODY ... HEHEHEHEHE ! ! ! . . . THEN
SOME HI'S TO. . . .LAZERBRAIN OF CRUSADERS : HI RONNY ! HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO
. . . .COOL SENDINGS AND LETTERS. I'D CALL YOU MORE OFTEN BUT U KNOW ... NO
.MONEY NO CALLS ! DO YOU SWAP DIRTY SOCKS ? (JOKE) COOL EUROCHART,.OUR RANK
WAS SUPERB ... I MEAN, 5TH PLACE ON THE HOTTEST SWAPPERS CHART .ISN'T BAD... THE
BEST FINNS ... EHM ! THEN YOU, PSYCHOPATH OF SPECTRE. . . . JUST KEEP ON
SENDING STUFF AND FUCKING YOUR HORNY GIRLFRIEND ! .AND LAST BUT MOST SURELY NOT
LEAST JUSSI TO . . . LOFFY OF CLONES : HI !. NOW, THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE I'D
LIKE TO REMIND OF MY EXISTANCE .HOPING TO HEAR VERY SOON FROM THEM: -
WILLOW OF DIGITECH - .COCAINE OF APEX - BOBA FETT OF MASTER CREW - THE CHAOS
KNIGHT OF REBELS .- RISK OF THE NEW CONCEPT - DARYN OF THE LOST BOYS. GOT IT
? DISKS .BACK ! ! ! THE LAST MESSAGE TO ALL MY CONTACTS : SORRY, BUT I HAD
.TO QUIT SWAPPING WITH SOME OF YOU BCOZ I'M BUYING A MODEM... NO MONEY .FOR
LARGE SCALE SWAPPING ! AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW... OK IT'S .ONLY 2 A.M.
BUT I'M FEELING VERY TIRED SO I GUESS I'LL QUIT WRITING NOW .. . . STINGER OF
CAVE STINGING OFF TO HIT THE SACK ... ZZZZZZ ... ..HI GUYS! JESTAS SUS
SIUNATKOON dTHIS IS SCROLLER IS WRITTEN BY. HOT OF CAVE. THIS IS HOT
WRITING AND HERE IS MESSAGES. ALL OF MY CONTACTS AND MORE BULLSHIT TOO. MESSAGES
(PERKELE) START NOW:. TSH OF VISION FACTORY: YEAAH! PLESE SEND MORE STUFF
(ONLY JOKING). MERCURE. OF END OF CENTURY 1999: PLEASE WRITE LONGER LETTER AND
THANKS FOR ALL COOL. DEMOS. ROCKET OF HYPNOO(-O)SIS: THANKS FOR SENDING BACK
MY GREAT ENVELOPE AND. OF COURSE ALL OF YOUR GREAT SENDINGS NEVER GAMES I LIKE
THAT. LORD DREDD OF. SILENTS: IT WILL BE NICE TO START SWAP WITH YOU AND
SORRY FOR DELAY B'COZ .HERE IS FINLAND HAS BANK STRIKE. ANGELDUST OF AVENGER:
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR .CRACK AND OTHER STUFF. POSSESSED OF PHAZE 101: YOU
GREAT. YOUR STUFF IS OLD. BUT YOU SENT ME EMERALD MINE IV AND LASER AND BECAUSE
I LIKE EMERALD MINE SO .MUCH THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE IT (JESTAS, SORI TOSTA
MYOHASTYMISESTA MUTTA EI .OLLUT RAHAA). MR. MAX OF AXEPT: START TO COOL
SWAPPING WITH YOU SEND EXPRESS. IF POSSIBLE. BURGLAR OF IT: WHERE ARE YOUR
SENDINGSE. ARE YOU STOP SWAPPING .WITH ME? HOPELY NOT. PRINCE OF PHAZE 101:
YOU HAVE GREATEST COLLECTIONS OF.MEGADEMOS HOPELY I GOT MEGADEMOS FROM YOU.
DALTON OF CLASSIC: WHERE ARE YOUR. SENDINGS PLEASE SEND FASTER. MARCO OF -:
ARE YOU JOIN ANY GROUP YET AND SEND. LONGEST LETTER TO ME. HAWK OF -:
HOPELY YOU FIND GREAT TEAM TO JOIN. A.C OF .VISION ONE: SEND FASTER AND STAY
AS COOL AS YOU ARE. DR.STEIN OF ALPHAFLIGHT:. THANKS FOR CONTACTING AND SEND
FASTER AND ALWAYS CRACKER JOURNAL WHEN YOU GOT. IT. DEFLEX OF KEFRENS: NICE
TO SWAP WITH YOU. SORRY THAT I COULDN'T COME YOUR. COPYPARTY. HOPE WE MEET OTHER
COPYPARTIES. MIRAGE INT.: NICE TO HEAR YOU. AGAIN AND SORRY FOR DELAY.
KARATE KID II OF FREE ACCESS: SEND AS FAST AS. ALWAYS THIS TIME TOO AND YOU
ARE GREAT SWAPPER. ZOOLOK OF NEUTRON DANCE:. SEND YOUR PRODUCTION WHEN YOU
RELEASED SOMETHING. HYDE OF COMPLEX: THANKS .FOR SENDINGS AND PLEASE ANSWER
f(NO MIHIN NO NIIHIN SAATANAN TYPERIIN KY.SYMYKSIIN EIHAN NIIHIN TARVI OIKEATA
NIMEA VALTTAMATTA LAITTAA MUTTA PUHELINNUMERON. HALUAISIN ETTA VOISIN SOITTAA
JOSKUS)d. ANXIOUS OF IMPULSE: YOU WERE QUITE. SLOW ONLY 6 MONTHS BUT IT WAS
NICE TO HEAR THAT YOU LIFE. TROJAAN OF NORTHSTAR:. SEND FASTER AND IF YOU
DIDN'T PACKAGE I'M SORRY. ARCTIC HAWK OF VISUAL ARTS:. YOU SEND ALMOST
ALLWAYS COOL STUFF PLEASE NO GAMES. QUICKDEATH OF SYSTEM 5:. THANKS FOR
SENDINGS AND SORRY FOR DELAY. SKELETOR OF CULT: THANKS FOR LONG .LETTERS
ALLWAYS. DYNAMEX OF DEADZONE: YOU GREAT AND KEEP ON WRITING LONG .LETTERS
AND COOL STUFF. SHADOW OF DREAM VISION: SORRY FOR VERY LONG DELAY .BUT I
LOST YOUR ADDRESS BUT NOW I FIND IT. TBM OF EXTREME: STILL ALIVE..BLACK
HAWK OF NOVA INC: YOU ARE COOL GUY BUT NO GAMES PLEASE AND DID YOU .LIKE MY
SENDINGS. SUPERIOR OF TREAD: ARE YOU STILL MEMBER OF TRC AND ARE YOU .STILL
ALIVE. ANGEL OF BLASTERS: THANKS FOR ALL QUITE COOL SENDINGS AND SORRY. FOR
MEGA DELAY. MEGA ODI OF POWERLORDS: KEEP SENDINGS COOL DEMOS. STU OF -:.
YOU ARE ONE OF BEST AND HOPE YOU FIND COOL TEAM TO JOIN. MUNSTER OF
SPREAD.POINT: YOU SENDINGS ARE ALLWAYS COOL IF YOU DON'T SEND GAMES AND YOU
GREAT GUY.. THAT'S FOR ALL MY CONTACTS HOPELY I'M NOT SURE BECAUSE I LOST
MY ADDRESS. BOOK AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY IS MISSING HOPELY NOBODY.
HERE IS COMES. ONE JOKE (EI KAI TAAS): WHY DENMARK IS FIRST IN SPENT ALKOHOLIC?
. OF COURSE BECAUSE PROXT LIVE THERE. AND NOW JATTUS BIG
ADVENTURE START:. ROKKI NAKKI ROKKI JATTU. AND JATTU WAS OUR PARTY NOT COPY
PARTY AND HE WAS .SO DRUNK THAT I THINK HE CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING (NAKKI ROKKAA
JA KOPI KANSSA) .WE HAVE VERY FUNNY AND THERE WAS LOT OF GIRLS BUT NOTHING
HAPPENED. HOPELY JATTU .DOESN'T KILL ME BECAUSE THIS TEXT HE DIDN'T DRINK
ANYTHING OR I COULDN'T REMEMBER .ANYTHING BECAUSE IT WAS WHO WAS VERY DRUNK.. .
c ZAU, EVERYBODY.... HERE WE ARE AGAIN... NORTHER FINLAND SECTION OF
CAVE. AND THIS FUCKING IDIOT .WHO IS SPEAKING IS... (IDIOT... IS SAY IDIOT!
WHAT HELL IDIOT I'AM.) SO CONTINUE... HERE IS FLYER... .AND FIX SITTING ON
RIGHT BEHIND ME... SO WHAT WE CAN DO? NO STORYS THIS TIME AND UOR LITTLE LAMER
KILLER IS .NOT IN HERE NOW. SO WHERE IS ALL FUN. IT HAS BEEN LITTLE QUIET TIME
ON US, ONLY ONE INTRO HAS CAME AND .NOW THIS... WHAT NEXT... WE KNOW YOU
NOT... WONDERFUL, SO I HAVN'T ANY IDEAS SO I FLY AWAY AND THROW .THIS FUKING
KEYBOARD TO BIG LAMER, FIX... (IT WAS JOKE...) (MORE LATER...)
HEIPPO DEIPPO THIS IS ... IS ... FIX (MAYBE) NYT SIIS KAAPIO FAGORIN JA GOR-
JA MAGGIE-HALTIOIDEN SEURUEESEEN KUULUU BOLONG ARLE, JOLLE. ANNAMMEKIN
KERTOMISVUORON... (MIKROBITTI 2/90 PELI LUOLA) NOW I (FIX) WRITE SOMETHING...
NOWDAYS I TRY. TO MAKE SOME MC BUT YOU KNOW.... GURU... I'AM REALLY BUSY NOW AND
I HAVE NO TIME (TIME IS MONEY) TO PAINT. ANYTHING WITH D-PAINT (D-PAINT V4.0) BY
THE WAY IF YOU BUY DISK BUY TDK OR SONY OR XEROX OR KODAK OR .SOMETHING ELSE BUT
NOT UNNAMELESSS... I HATE THEM... I'M NOW READING M.BITTI PAGE 58 LINE 15
'AMIGAA ON CLI. ELI KOMENTOTULK-' LAME PAGE NEXT ONE... NEXT... NEXT... NEXT...
NEXT... WOW SOMEBODY SELL NEW AMIGA-500, 1084-.MONITOR, MOUSE, TOYSTICK, FEW
DISK (500), AND PRICE IS SUBPIRE.... 5500 FMK. PUH. 90-4553810...
NEXT....HAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHHH..... THAT WAS A GREAT COMIC...
IN PAGE 71... NEXT ONE....NEXT... 'SORMET POIES LOGOSTA!' WHAT'S THIS... OH
M.BITTI ADDRESS... PL 64, 00381 HELSINKI, FINLAND....NEXT...
NEXT...AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH IN THIS PAGE YOU CAN SEE UGLY PICTURE..... NINTENDO
! (BIG JOKE) QUICKY. NEXT... AND NOW .... PAPER IS END... AND NOW I THROW IT IN
TRASHCAN....(WORKBENCH).... TODAY IS SUNDAY. I LOVE SUNDAYS... BUT TOMORROW
IS... YEAH RIGHT ANSWER MONDAY I HATE MONDAYS !!! BACK TO THE SCHOOL (OR .BACK
TO THE PAST (COMING SOON IN MOVIES...)) X=SIN(T)*8+COS(C)*3.14/2+(X-Y) THIS IS
MY NEW FILLED 3D-VECTOR.SCROLL ROUTINE (ONE LINE OF 536767) AND WHAT NOW...NOW
IS SUNDAY 4TH OF FEBRUARY IN 1990 AND TIME IS....WHERE IS CLOCK... 0.00.00 NO
MY CLOCK IS CRAZY... NO I MUST PRESS THIS BUTTON... YEAH AND NOW THIS ONE...AND
THIS... NOW I MUST PRESS HERE.. AND RETURN... AND RUN TIME AND... SOMETHING ELSE
WHAT I DON'T REMEMBER. WAIT AN HOUR.... NOW I SEE.... 12.53
THIS IS TIME... IN SHEBOYGAN 43.46.N 87.36W (YOU FIND IT IN PAGE 436 IT'S IN
USA) TIME IN HERE IS 19.41 AND IT IS... THIS TIME I LEAVE MY .AMIGA AND GO TO
EAT SOMETHING SHIT (MAYBE MY MOUSE, HAHAHAHAH) KEEP GOING.... SEE YOU IN
20.12... HEY I DON'T.WANNA TAKE THIS SHIT... YOU TAKE... NO. TAKE.
NO. TAK..... (LITTLE MESSAGE FROM 68000... I MUST DO .LITTLE GURU BECAUSE I
DON'T WANNA THAT THOSE TWO IDIOTS BRAKE MY KEYBOARD)...E... OK, I TAKE IT...
(OK NO .GURUS. (68000(MICROPROSESSOR(HEAD OF COMPUTER))()())()()))))())) SO
HERE I'M AGAIN... I FLY BACK AND CRASHED.ON AIRPORT AND I ALMOST DESTROY THAT
AIRPORT... SO, I MUST BOUGT NEW F-19... SO WHAT WE CAN DO... .YEP, HEIPPA
KAIKKI... MITA KUULUUUUUU.... TERVE ARSI MITA PIDIT SAMPYLASTA... SORI EI
OLLU VARAA LAHETTAA.KAHVIA... SAAT KEITTAA ITE... ENS KERRALLA TULEE ISO
MUNKKI JA KAHVI (PIENI)... JOO JA PETE, SAITKO SEN .BANAANINKUOREN EHJANA
PERILLE... SORI SE EI OLE SAMA MUTTA TUO UUSI ON PARENPI JA ISONPI... JOO,
KOPI, .TIESITKO MUUTEN ETTA JUKKA ON ISO NATSI KOMMARI... (ISO ON LIIAN PIENI
SANA KUVAAMAAN SITA...) JEP, ETTA.SILLEEN MITA VIELA... HEI, ROTTA ALAPA
KARKAA... HIIRI HALUAA ULOS ILTA LENKILLE EI MITAAN SEN IHMEELLI.SENPAA... OK,
THAT WAS LITTLE FINISH... OK, FIX JUST CAME BACK AND WHAT IS IN HIS HAND...
BIG APPLE... .NO IT IS BIG PARROT... GREEN PARROT, IT TASTE GOOD WHAT YOU
THINK... I LIKE PARROT JUICE AND PARROT SOUP...SO THAT WAS JOKE... IT IS BIG,
BIG, BIG... ...BIG GLASS OF COKE IN GREEN GLASS... BIGER GLASS THAN
HIM.ITSELF... YOU CAME BACK QUIKLY (ONLY 30 SECONDS...) HEY WHAT YOU DO, HEY
MY EARS IS DONE FOR LISTENING NOT.FOR DRINKING... OK,OK,OK,OK,OK,OK,OK...
SO, I JUST CALL TO MY AIRPLANE SELLER... NOT ANY F-19 IN STORE... I MUST BUY
F-29 OR MIG-35, BUT ONE CHOISE IS B-2... (ONE BILLION AIRCRAFT... IT PAYS TO
ME ONLY 500 MILLI.ONS...) SO... HAVE YOU D-PAINT IV... IT IS WONDERFUL
PAINTING PROGRAMM, BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE....(TINA TURNER) JOO, MITA VIELA
VOIS TAHAN KIRJOTELLLLLA MUUTA KUIN PAS...AA...... WHAT YOU THINK
ABOUT....ABOUT... ABOUT... ...CAVE!!! WONDERFUL TEAM. EH I THINK THIS IS
ONE OF BEST TEAMS IN FINLAND... .WHAT YOU THINK... HEY, FIX GIVE ME ONE
DISK, I AM HUNGRY... HAVE YOU TASTE DISK... I HAVE BITE FEW.PIECES ON MY
SWAPPING DISKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANNA WORK... LIKE MY BOMBER DISK 2... IT
SAY READ ERROR.AND I THROW IT IN WOODEN DOOR... I ONLY WONDER WHY IT NOT WORK
SO GOOD THAN BEFORE THROW... HEY, EXAPLE.TDK... DO DISK WHAT WEAR
ANYTHING... (ATOMICBOMM) SO... ABOUT SWAPPING, YOU CAN WRITE TO ME (FLYER)
TO.ADRESSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIISSSSSSSSS HEY, FIX DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MY ADRESS...
I DON'T REMEMBER....YES, THANKS... IT IS HONKAPIRTINTIE 13... 90630
OULU... FINLAND... EUROPE... EARTH... GALAXY.NUMBER 5... ALMOST 2000
AD... SO IT IS NOW 43.14.2271AD... IT IS 2661 STARDATE AND IT IS
MR..FLYER SPEAKING (KIRK IS THROW TO SPACE WITHOUT SPACE SUIT... (LIKVIDOINTI)
AND WE ARE NOW OVER EARTH .TO UNDOCKING OUT ON SPACESTATION... ENTERPRICE IS
100 PERCENT OK... AND NOW CAME LITTLE ADVERTISMENTS.... BUY AN AMIGA!!!...
SO... MAYBE I NOW WALK AWAY AND GO TO BUY NEW F-29 FIGHTER BECASE I
DESTROY.MY OLD F-19... SO I PUT THIS KEYBOARD TO FIX HANDS AND IT HIS TURN TO
WRITE... IT IS NOW 4.2.1890 .AND CLOCK IS 20.13... (I START WRITING
20.11...) SO BYE THIS TIME.....................................
A............F...5..........S......... K............F.....L.....Y.....E.....R
......FLYER..................... BYE... HELLO FREAKS RIGHT
IT'S IS ASSHOLE FIX AGAIN... NOW I..GLUK,GLU.K,GLUK..AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH COKE
TASTES GOOOOD... NOW I TELL A STORY... SHIIIIIIIIIIIT MY COKE IS ALL. OWER MY
AMIGA.... SHIT ALL KEYS ARE STICKY... NOW WE MUST TURN OFF AND WASH THIS
AMIGA.... NOOOOOOOOO. OOOOO NOT YET WE MUST SAVE THIS TEXT FIRST RIGHT NOW....
NAKS, NAKS, NAKS,
SUH,SUH,SUH,RAKS,RUTINAA,KOLIN.AA,TRRRRRRRRRTTTT,TTTRRRRRRRRTTT.... WRITE
ERROR ! SHIT WHEEEEEEEEE...... (DISK FLYES OUT ON WINDOW). SO WE TAKE NEXT
DISK.... SAME NOISE THAN BEFORE... WRITE ERROR ! WEEE. KOPS... NEXT DISK AND
THIS TI.ME WE USE TDK-DISK... NAPS,NAPS... DISK STATUS O.K. NOW THIS TEXT IS
SAFE.... MY AMIGA IS NOW CLEAN. AND SHINING... AND I AM TIRED... SO MAYBE I
STOP... BUT I DON'T WANNA STOP... BUT I MUST STOP BUT I DON'T. WANNA STOP... SO
I STOP BUT NOT YET... THANKS TO YOU BECOZ YOU READ THIS.... MAYBE WE SEE IN
NEXT PRO.DUCTION OF -CAVE- SO...BYE AND GOOD NIGHT... FIX SIGNING OFF......
.HELLOS TO EVERYBODY AN FLYER... (SPECIAL TO MY
CONTACTS) WE BOTH SINGNING OFF... .HEIPPA HERE IS PERFECT
OF CAVE I SEND GREEZ ALL MY CONTACTS I WANT MORE VERY GOOD CONTACTS NEXT
LITTLE N-ST.ORY NIGERIALAINEN NAPPA NAKKI NIILIN NARIKALLA NAURAA NAAPURILEEN
NAUKUEN NAUTITAVAA NAKKI NAURUA NAKKI NAKKI.NAURAVA NAKKI NAMIBIAN NAKKI NEUKKU
NAKKI NAKKI NAKSAHTAA NAKKI NUHAKSI NURMIKOLLA NUUSKIESSA NUIJA NAKKI
NUKUTAA.NAAPURIT NAKKI NUUSKALLA NUDISTI NAARASSA NAKKI = FLYER TEXT WAS
WRITTEN PERFECT NEXT MY ADRESS PERFECT OF CAVE. KETARAKUJA 2 C 16 90650
OULU FINLAND... SEND NEW DEMOS SAATANAN DODITSI DORKA HYPRALAMERI HOT EAT
YOUR. DISKS JUPESTROIKKA TAPPAA NAKKEJA GOOD
BYE.......................................... . .HOT ROCKING NOW
I KNOW THAT I HAVE OWN SCROLL WITH JUPE BUT I LIKE TO SAY ABOUT. OULUS LAMERS
HERE WE GO SORRY FOR ONLY FINNISH THIS TIME: KOPI ROKKAA. KUIN VANHA
PASKA JA JATUN SEIKKALUT ALKAA PIAN JA CAVE MAGAZINE 2 TULLEE PIAN. JA MISKA
TOIVOTAVASTI KOKKEET MENI VITUIKSI NO SE OLI VITSI SE. ENTAPA NAKKI. ROKKARI
ROKKAA HIHHIHTO LOMALLA TANNE NO EI VARMAAN NAKKI ROKKAA KU FLYER JA. SAATANAN
KORJATTU (FIX) LAMERI ALA ROKKAA NIIN PERKELEESTI THAT'S ENOUGH . FINNISH
HERE GOMES ALL GREETINGS AGAIN IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM FIRST TIME AND . CONTACT
HOT OF CAVE FOR FASTEST (THAT IS BULLSHIT) SWAPPER IN FINLAND TO. PL 176 11101
FINLAND THAT IS HQ ADDRESS. PORTTI PERKELE LIITY MEIHIN.... LAMER EXTERMINATOR
IS HERE! AND GREETZ COMING SOON START FOR FUCKING BEST . NO WAY THEIR ARE
SPECIAL ORDER OF COZ THEY ARE SPECIAL ORDER. GREETZ START. NOW: VISSION
FACTOORY, PARAANOMIA, QURATEX, SCOKOEX, SUBUWAY, AIVENGER, .SIMPLEX NOT SO SOON
THIS IS MISTAKE, SILENTLY, TARAKUS TEEMI, SUPERME AND OLL. I HADE HYDE REMEMBER
HOPELY SIMPLEX IS TOO COMPLEX AND IT WAS MISTAKE AND.OF COURSE JESTAS SUS
SIUNATKOON PITTAA LAHTE OSTAAN KENKIA VENAJALTA TAI SITTEN. JUKKA ROKKKAA NIIN
ETTA PAA PAUKKAA. HEI HEI
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