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. .. ...COMPLEX # SCOOPEX # CO-PRODUCTION 1991... .. .     *** FUCK USA-DEMO ***
      MEGA-USED-GRAPHICS BY REWARD OF SCOOPEX    #   
MEGA-LAME-RASTER-EATING-CODE BY PROTON OF COMPLEX    #   
THE-ONE-AND-ONLY-MEGA-SAMPLE-MUSIC BY UNCLE TOM OF SCOOPEX         ... REWA
LEVEL 8 INTERRUPTION - CALL THE SOPPASEX VIINALAND HQ - ZOOLANDIA ... 973-122428
IN SUOMI PERKELE       COITUS INTERRUPTUS RETURNUS ...       OK, OK, REWARD IS
JUST TRYING TO DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE.  BUT AFTER I GIVE THE KEYS TO HIM I'LL
SEND ONE VERY-QUESTIONARY-MESSAGE TO UNCLE TOM...   HOW DID YOU GET AN IDEA TO
USE ALMOST 50K LONG SAMPLE IN A TUNE WHICH IS OVERALL ABOUT A 'SHORT' ONE, AND
ONLY TO CREATE A LITTLE NOT-SO-SPECIAL NOISE.   I USED THIS TUNE B'COZ WE (I AND
REWA) DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER SUCH-A-COOL-ONE AVAILABLE BUT I DON'T THINK ANYONE
ELSE WOULD HAVE USED YOUR 'GROOVY' BEAT, SO HAVE A NICE DAY AND BE COOL (OF
COURSE)...     I HAVE TO LEAVE THE BOARD NOW B'COZ REWARD IS ALMOST STRANGLING
ME, SO LET'S SEE IF I'LL GET BACK.         OPPLA HOBBLA!!! SAMI THE SIMPLE IS AT
THE TOWN!!! SOME BACKGROUND HISTORY (EXACTLY 8 HOURS AGO..) ABOUT THIS DEMO...
WE WANT TO F*U*C*K USA, COZ FINLAND THE PHUNLAND LOST THE ICE HOCKEY MATCH AND
THEREFORE WE CAN'T COMPETE FOR THE 4 HIGHEST RANKINGS... BUAAH!!!! EVEN THE
CANADIAN JUDGE WASN'T FAIR...    SO.... USA - GO BACK TO THE DESERT, OK!!!!     
          ANYWAY...  THIS DEMO LOOKS LIKE (AND IT ... # SHOULD # ... ) A ROUTINE
THAT TAKES ABOUT 10 RASTER LINES, BUT ACTUALLY THIS DEMO TAKES NEARLY 230
LINES... HUH!!!!!!!   230 LINES!!!!   AND WHAT DO WE HAVE???? A LOGO, A SCROLLER
AND A PLAYROUTINE ..........      RESOURCE YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT.... 
        ( # ONLY BEER MAKES IT POSSIBLE, HEHE!!!!  # )  ... ...     NOW SOME
PERSONAL (PERSE RULEZ...) MESSAGES TO SOME PERSE-ANAL PEOPLE OVER THERE....     
           SHANGAI-SLAYMER * ORANSSI SALVADOR ALAIKAINEN  (TAHTOO ENS KERRALLA
PROPO SCROLLERIN SORSAN...)      MICCI * TYKKIMIES KIRJURI NRO 3...        
ZEEPRA * PROTONILLA RAIDALLISET KALSARIT KAUPAN - KUMINAUHA KATKI JOTEN SAAT
KYMPILLA....     TAI-PAN * KIITTI PLAYROUTINESTA (VAIN 50 LINJAA!!!!)     RANGER
THE PARTA * SEXY MAN WITH A BMW       ARSKA * KIITTI NUMEROSTA (KIITTI
VITUSTI...)     HOFFI * ETHAN RIPPAA ROUTINEJA (NE ON XORATTU..)     GRENDEL *
ONKOS CHERRY LOYTANYT PAREMPAA PARTAVETTA KUIN VIIMEKSI?     BOOTLEGGER * ONKO
UUTTA STUHVIA?    COOL J * VILLE VALLATON JA VIKKELAT VEKTORIT (BTW, EI NAY
SPRITEJA, PAINA NAPPIA JA KATSO!)      PYTHONI * MISSA MAGGY, ONKO MUSIIKKI? 
(KATO MITKA KIEKURAT...)        MOKU * ONKO ST TALLELLA? (SKA VI SPELA SUPER
SPRINT?)     TRASHMAN * ONKO POLICE QUEST IV RATKAISTU?        KOMMARI JA DMA *
VEKTORIT JOKA FARMISSA JA PLASMA JOKA TOISESSA (LAMMAS KOLMANNESSA...)      NOW
TO FOREIGN MESSAGES....           OUT OF INSPIRATION, BACK TO FUNALD FUCK
FUNLAND  .....         MAINOS... KARJALA NUMBER UNO, KOFFI ON PUUROO....      
HIIIPPATI HUUPPATI...   TAKAPUOLEN TURAUS KAKSOISPISTE    4 CL KAHLUA, 4 CL
MAITOA, 2 RLK KAKKAA (OOPSST, KAAKAOTA..) JA 2 CL FINLANDIA VIINAA. JA HYVAA
TULEE!!!! CD.. UNKOWN COMMAND ... CD DH4KAKSOIS*PIRATEWARE    JUMA LISAA
MESSUJA.... GURU LEVITATION NUMBER 0132 ALA KOSKEE KORVAAN....         ZADOS *
NAPALMIA LAHJAKSI 20 VUOTIS PARTYILLE SETA(E)!!!    ROSSI * KUIVA KAVERIMME     
   AMEIZZ * (MISTA TEAMISTA SA OOT - MA OON AMAAAZZZZEEZATA)   COOLI DEMO, MUTTA
JATTAKAA STENCILIT POIS ENSI KERRALLA...   EX-GATE * POIS POTKITUT
ALEMMUUS-KOMPLEKSI ANARKISTIT....   REBELS SUOMI * VITTU KUN OLI HIENO MODULO
EFFEX-SI....    IRWIN * OLISKOS MALLORCALLA LOMA-ASUNTOA MYYTAVANA?      FRANTIC
* OUT OF BUFFER MEMORY (4 K) NO CARRIER... KAARDEMUMMA PULLAT RUSKISTUU
KAUNIISTI - VERRATTAVISSA NOIN SUURILLEEN 'KIKKARAAN'...        BEASTIE BOYS *
SEURAAVAN SELEKTORIN OLIS PAREMPI TOIMIA?       CAVE * HIENOJA OBJEKTEJA (IHANKO
ITE TEIT?) JA MILLOIN TULEE UUSI MEGA DEMO?        VECTRA * BLITTERI OSAA
PIIRTAA NELJAAKIN BOBIA SAMAAN AIKAAN?!?!?!  SAMANLAISET SURINATKIN SAA KAUPAN
PAALLE!    SAVAGE * MILLOIN UUDET PARTYT TULOO?      SONIC * OLETTE SUOMEN
NELJANNEKSI PARAS TEAMI!!!         .....   WIIKON DRINKKIVIHJE KAKKONEN:   KOOMA
 ....     ....   TEHDAAN (BTW...) TUOPPIIN.....          4 CL KOSSUA, 12 CL
(TOSI ON..) VALKOVIINIA, JA SITTEN LASI TAYTEEN SPRITEA JA JAAPALOJA..... JUOPPA
6 KOOMAA JA PITAISI PIRISTA(A).... HMM.....       KIKSAUTTELEMAAN
KUMINAANOJA....         MESSU JUGILLE - TEE PAREMPAA MUSAA JA HANKI NYT IHMEESSA
PAREMPI SAMPLERI  (TERV. REVA) ....    WIZZCAT * (LEA A0,MER  JA ATARIHETERO -
VAROKAA CAPS LOCK NAPPAIMEEN INSTALLOITUVAA PIENTA ILKEAA LAPPALAISTA.... )     
       MESSAGE BASE ROLLOVER COUNTER ZERO... RESTARTING WITH 9600 ARQ CONNECT
.... ANSI ? N Q ....    SLIMY SLIM STREAMER SCHOOLER * EI SELLAISIA OLE
OLEMASSAKAAN... MIKA SUN NIMESI ON?       ROPELIKORAVA DR. JEKYLLEXIA HYDEX *
TARVIIKO SUN OLLA YHTA HIDAS KUIN CLEPTOMANDELIN DEMOT?        KAARLO KAAPELI *
SNIFF, SNIFF, MIKA ON RUSKEA, LENTAA IKKUNASSA JA HAISEE TOSI PAHALLE?       
TAPPIAINEN * JOKO ON PERUNAT KYLVETETTY?     HAZOR FORCE * SINUSKAYRA VILKKUU JA
LEDI HEILUU, VITTU LOGO ON LINEN LIIAN PIENI...           ROKKISTARA * PERKELE,
ACTION REPLAY MENI JUMIIN...    OSSOPUKKO * RIISIT SEKAAN JA LOPPU ON
KRUUNATTU..                     MORO

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