................. EXOLON OF FAIRLIGHT AND NORTHSTAR PRESENTS PURPLE SATURN DAY !
OUR MEGADEMO III IS OUT NOW,GO AND GET IT,COZ ITS BLIMMIN' GREAT!!! ALSO GO AND
GET THE SECOND ISSUE OF OUR MAGAZINE,EXCELLER 8 !!!
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...................WHAT DO YOU THINK 'BOUT THOSE HORIZONTAL MUZAK BARS... PRETTY
NEAT EFFECT,EH? HERE SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS TO MY FRIEND PETER S FOR NOT
RETURNING MY HARDWARE REFS.... ALSO SOME FUCKINGS TO THE DAMNED SPRITES
COMMODORE PUT IN THIS MACHINE. TRUST ME,IT'S EASIER TO MAKE BOBS THAN SPRITES!!!
(I HAD SOME EXPERIENCES WITH THAT LAST NIGHT,WHEN THE SPRITES WOULDN'T REPEAT
THEMSELVES) WELL,HERE I SIT WRITING SCROLLS,AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW,SUDDENLY MY DAD
COMES IN AND SAYS TO ME : CLEAN THE ROOM,SHITHEAD! SORRY,HE DIDN'T SAY IT
QUITE LIKE THAT,BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND HIM IF HE THINKS MY ROOM IS IN A MESS!
CLICK BUZZ: HERE I AM AGAIN. WHEW! STUPID LAMER VAC..... STUPID ROOM!!!
STUPID SCROLL!!!!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO WRITE THESE SCROLLING LAMER SCROLLS!?!?!
ANSWER: IF I DON'T,THEN YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING TO READ!! I WONDER HOW MUCH I HAVE
WRITTEN SO FAR... JUST A MINUTE.... DAMN! ONLY 1238 BYTES!! SHIT.. WELL,I MIGHT
AS WELL PUT IN SOME MORE MESSAGES. LARS,UP YOURS!! OLOF,GOOD LUCK! MAGNUS,TO BAD
YOU SOLD YOUR COMPUTER! DONBY,GOOD LUCK! WHEW.. I HATE THAT WORD GOOD LUCK...
SORRY,TWO WORDS..... WHY DOES FILLED IN VECTOR GRAFIX BE SO DAMNED HARD TO DO?
YOU EVEN MAYBE HAVE TO USE MATRICES: AAAAARRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!! (YES,YOU GOT IT
RIGHT,I DONT LIKE MATRICES...) YUIRK! HOT FANTA IS PEST! BETTER POUR IT
OUT.... GLURGLUR GLUR GLUUUURK..... LOTTA GLURKS THERE,EH? NOW I'M GONNA
CRUNCH THIS DEMO,SO I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE MORE.... WHY DON'T YOU READ THIS SHIT
AGAIN? HERE IT COMES:
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