GOOD MORNING FUTURE: FEEL THE MODERN TECHNIC THAT MAKES IT POSSIBLE TO CREATE
DEMOS WITH TWO SCROLLERS: YEAH MAGNIFICENT: FUCK OFF THIS IS A SMALL INTRO
NORMALLY TO MAKE IT BEFORE DISKS: BUT THIS TIME WE NEED IT TO ENTER THE GUINNES
BOOK OF RECORDS: WE BROKE THE WORLD RECORD WITH THE LONGEST SOUND EVER MADE ON
THE AMIGA: THIS SOUNDTRACKER MASTERPIECE MADE BY ENNO AND FDT OF ALPHA FLIGHT IS
NOT ONLY 170 KB LONG: IT CONTAINS 64 PATTERNS; HAS A LENGHT OF 128 AND IT WILL
TAKE YOU 17 MINUTES TO REACH THE END:  BUT REMEMBER; DONT STEAL IT:   OKAY NOW
DONT LOOK ONTO THE GREETINGS I WILL START WITH THE STORIES OF SOME INTERESTING
PEOPLE: AT FIRST A MESSAGE TO THE PD FREAK ULLI THE CHIEF OF AUGE 4000: BE HAPPY
THIS DEMO IS PUBLIC DOMAIN: NOW YOU CAN FILL THE 25XX TH PUBLIC DOMAIN DISK WITH
THIS: PLEASE DONT MIND MY ARTICLE ABOUT YOU IN THE CRACKER JOURNAL: I KNOW IT IS
A LITTLE BIT TOO HARD:   AND NOW DEPPJAM ITS YOUR TURN: WE DID NOT RECEIVE YOUR
HOLIDAY REPORT DEMO ALREADY: BETTER DONT TELL ANYTING BAD ABOUT US; ALWAYS
REMEMBER WE CAN WRITE THE MORE HARDER REPORTS:   JUST THE MOMENT; THE WORD
REPORT REMINDS ME TO A LOT OF OTHER THINGS I WANT TO SAY:  HELLO D:O:C  HEUTE
SCHON ANGEDOCKT:  IT SEEMS YOU WILL NEVER BRING OUT YOUR PENWITZ STILL MISSING A
LOT OF ARTICLES: WE WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING: DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THE CJ
ANY MORE OR YOU LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE: REALLY BIG TROUBLE: IN THAT CASE WE WOULD
SEND YOU THE PICTURES OF SOME CRACKERS MADE BY DEFJAM ON THEIR EUROPEAN TOUR:   
MAY I INTRODUCE YOU A SPECIAL FRIEND OF MINE  MIKE OF GSC OF SPRINKLERS WELL NOW
ITS TIME TO TELL THE STORY WITH THE SNOOZE: SNOOZE IS A SPECIAL CHEWING TABACCO
BROUGHT FROM SWEDEN BY PETER OF FAIRLIGHT WHEN HE WAS ON HIS EUROPEAN JOURNEY:
ON THE WAY BACK FROM THE DNS PARTY MIKE TOOK ONE: 15 MINUTES LONG HE WAS STILL
THE KIND ALWAYS JOKING FRIENDLY GUY WE ALL KNOW: BUT THEN HE TURNED VERY VERY
WHITE AND WAS REALLY LUCKY THAT WE ARRIVED AT IRATAS HOUSE IN TIME WHERE HE
COULD FIND A WC: FOR THE NEXT HOURS HE WAS TOTALLY WEGGETRETEN: DIE BESTE STORY
SEIT LANGEM:    WHY DO WE ALWAYS SAY  BETTER HAVING ENERGY THAN BEING ENERGY; EX
68000 SARG: OR YOU SAY  BETTER HAVING FEVER THAN READING FEVER: ITS SIMPLE: WE
HAVE A YOUNG NEW DYNAMIC GROUP WHICH IS REACHING OUT FOR BECOMMING THE BEST
GROUP OF THE SCENE: BUT THEN SOMEONE TAKES THIS 12 YEARS OLD BABIES AND THROWS
THEM INTO THE DUSTBIM: WHAT A PITTY; ANOTHER CAREER THAT ENDED BEFORE IT HAS
BEGUN: HEUL:    HELLO SHUT BERLIN PREPARE TO RECEIVE A SPECIAL ALPHA FLIGHT
INTERNAL MESSAGE: AFTER BEING IN OUR SINCE 8 MONTHS YOU LET MORE MEMBERS IN OUR
GROUP THAN EVERY OTHER MEMBERS TOGETHER: WE THINK IT IS ENOUGH NOW OR WE WILL
MAKE TROUBLE:   IT SEEM THAT THE MESSAGE IS ENDING NOW: MAYBE SOME VERY HARD
GUYS STAYED ALIVE LISTENING TO THE MUSIC: I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE ME THE
PROGRAMMER AND WRITER OF THE TEXT: ITS DOCTOR MABUSE OF ALPHA FLIGHT: DONT
EXPECT AN ADDRESS BECAUSE ONLY LAMERS READ SUCH SILLY SCROLLTEXTS TILL THE END: 
  NEVERTHELESS THANKS FOR COMING; HEARING A CD INSTEAD OF THE DEMO MUSIC;
READING ALL THE SHIT AND FOR RESETTING THE COMPUTER NOW:   FAST:  NOW AT ONES:: 
  OR YOU WILL SEE THE PROGRAMMING BUG:             TOO LATEKJ;MNBZX:DGFKHFDI
HUFHDBFJSZBFGSJZB; LPKD    JOKE  HAHAHAAAAAA